The Passing Years
You burn the midnight oil until 9:00 P.M.
You decide to procrastinate but can't get around to it.
You get winded playing chess.
You have room in the house, but not enough in the medicine cabinet.
You join a health club but never have the energy to go.
You know all the answers, but no one asks you the questions.
You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
A fortune teller offers to read the lines on your face.